Cat: Puppy

Owner: Suzanne

Appearance: A

Beautiful. The big joke is she’s overweight but she’s actually really small and still has that kitten face. When she was a kitten her eyes were aqua colored. Now they’re more of a jade green, that I’m simply enamored with.

Sociability: B

She hates little kids and other animals, but if you don’t like cats, she’ll come sit on your lap. Also she has asthma so her party trick is the tiny cat inhaler the vet hosed me into buying.

Usefulness: A

I call her shadow since she’s been my near constant companion in my “employment sabbatical”. She also alerts me to any rogue leaves blowing around the yard and lest I enjoy too much of a glass of water myself, she makes sure to knock it over and lap up the mess.

Huggability: A

Sometimes she lets me rock her like a baby. That usually lasts 4 seconds but I’ll take it. She does sit on my lap anytime I’m not standing and purrs so loudly I have to turn up on the volume on the television. 

Overall Grade: B+