Daisy (aka Day-Z)

Appearance: B

“This bitch is a medium sized, fluffy-faced ball of stupid. Notable features include amazing tail, white boots(back legs only), dead-eyed stare, and a FUPA to rival any I’ve seen. I’d give her an A+ in this category, but I like to keep her humble. She’s actually pretty handsome.”

Sociability: C

“Daisy tolerates human beings, her cat roommate Crusty and most of the general public. Sadly, she relates best to cardboard boxes and a potted plant, so I cannot make an accurate assessment of her sociability, except to state that it definitely needs improvement.

When she’s in the right mood, Daisy will sleep on my bed, right next to me.  Those moments are like angelsong.”

Usefulness: D

“Usefulness is not her strong suit, sadly. From an entertainment standpoint, she is fabulous. A true performer, Daisy takes to the scratching post with gusto and has been known to give chase quickly, especially when her catfriend Crusty follows her around the apartment with fire in his eyes. As for other hallmarks of usefulness including paying the bills, taking out the trash and cleaning the bathroom, she is utterly useless.”

Huggability: B

“For a cat that loves only cardboard and plants, Daisy is surprisingly receptive to the extended ministrations of affection doled out by myself, my roommates, and anyone that happens upon her adorable little face. Her tolerance of cuddles also extends to extended dance sessions and musical numbers with her as the star. I’m sensing improvement in this category.”

Overall Grade: C